A Kiss from a Friend

While i am here to spread the word of the coming (and soon to bloom) Flowerian Kingdom, i am first, and foremost, an appreciator life's fine, inexpensive luxuries.

On the Saturday recently passed, the two non-homeless members of Moon Snake Doom attended the erection inducing circus that was Bluebottle Kiss at the Camembert Hotel, New-Castle. To ensure anonymity for this night, I shed my MSD monkier of Sassy Lunar Snake, and my faithful partner, Crater Serpent, slid his guise onto his mighty coat rack. Unburdened by the balancing act that results from standing on the proverbial precipice that is the proverbial cutting edge, I, Crats and my extraterrestrial lady were able to stand and absorb what was being emitted by Jamie and the rest.

I wonder, however, how the gig would have been affected had BBK known Sassy Lunar Snake and Crater Serpent were watching? How would they have reacted? I have run it through my mind over and over, and i am sure it would have been far more ethereal. Imagine. Imagine.

Wriggling back into my MSD skin, and in turn, back onto the precipice provided by the cutting edge, I stand and propose a collaboration between MSD and BBK. Jamie, i know you're listening, and that you're busy with your new LP, but stop and think, just for an eye blink. You can tap our galactic venom, and we can sip from your ever-present glass of red. I need you like my friends need to photosynthesise. Aside from wanting to hang by one hand from the cutting edge, you're the desire Crater Serpent most frequently expresses.

Until your reply.........

Exciting News!

Hey fellow Flowerians!

Just thought i'd pass on the exciting news that my newly formed band has finally found a name:

Moon Snake Doom.

We play, what most people would term, very angular music, with a splash of new wave, a dash of old wave, some folk rock and some spider/kraut rock, and our live shows are, as one man on crystal meth said, "slightly above average" (in fairness i think he was talking about a sausage he was trying to inhale). We are a two piece with a drum machine, and, as part of my community service, we have taken on a guy named Larry who stands at the front of the stage and yells "the machines have risen" during our sets. I think it really adds to the sonic landscape of our music, particularly our forthcoming single "Jo in Jeans".

We've been playing at lot of gigs at Stevenson Hotel, so come on down if you're in town. Entry is $5, with a plate of curried eggs included ($10 if you don't eat the curried eggs).

Until next time, remember,

Flowers are friends and food.

Sassy Boy.

Eating flowers makes you big and strong!

Hi faithful readers.

You know, there tends to be a lot of shit in the media nowadays about this diet and that diet...eating high carb, eating low carb, eating potatoes, not eating potatoes, high riboflavin diets, low riboflavin diets, eating folate so your baby isn't deformed, not eating folate so your baby isn't deformed, quitting toothpaste to make you less docile, brushing your teeth five times a day to make you more alert.....and it goes on. You're a regular person like me, you know what i'm talking about.

See, what those fat cats in the media and their brandy swilling, y-front wearing, great-owl worshipping bosses don't want you, me and the dutch to know, is that 3 servings of flowers per day is enough to sustain the dietary needs of anyone, young or old. I ask you, faithful reader, have you ever seen a sick bee? I think not, they are badass to the bone, like me, because we both eat flowers for breakfast, lunch and dinner. No questions asked.

The secret lies in the scientifically proven power of vitamin P (found almost exclusively in the petals of flowers) which has a rejuvinating effect on all systems of the body, reducing acne and general nerdification, increasing libido, providing the body with super nutrition, and having the somewhat hilarious side-effect of ensuring all future faecal matter will be at least 2 feet (that's approximately sixty six centimetres in the new scale) in length. You will feel better, look better and be more popular with your work colleagues.

And i also ask you, are there ever checkout lines at the florist? i think not, florists are badass to the bone, like me, meaning you'll never have to wait in pesky supermarkets again (that is if you want prepackaged vitamin p).

But myself, i prefer the sensation of full body loaminess that accompanies eating flowers from a garden. The worms between my toes, slugs on my toes and ants around my toes, its a perfectly exceptional experience.

So, until next time, fight the powers that keep flowers down my friends.

And, i'll see you in your garden!
Sassy Boy.

'I'm always watching' 

Welcome

be assured readers that i currently am......

and that i like what you're wearing......

and that i wish you goodnight.....

as i'm off to pick green from my teeth.